its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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