Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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