im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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