All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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