okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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