I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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