We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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