Hey man sorry I got all grabby
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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