im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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