I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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