your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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