i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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