Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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