i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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