I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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