I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
