i barfeds in our rink
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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