did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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