I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
