Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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