so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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