i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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