return my video game
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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