Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize