With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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