My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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