i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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