If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Green mimosas i think yes
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
