is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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