Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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