You really coming over, don't trick.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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