1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My pussy is not your playground.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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