I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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