She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Found your dick twin last night
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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