Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize