The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize
