Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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