something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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