I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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