I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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