Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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