so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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