In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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