Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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