it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
God, I missed his penis.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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