i just wanna soil my oats bro
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Actions speak louder than pants.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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