ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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