you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
