oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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