seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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