oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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