At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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