I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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