Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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