as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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