he puts the penis in happiness.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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