Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
do nipples grow back?
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