So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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